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Search Results 11 Search Results for the author "Captain Wank"
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Gay Bag Blowing Added: 7/1/2003 Noun  
2 gay men go in a public toilet, 1 sits on the toilet, the other stands in a sho...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 4,490 views 3.58 = Gay Bag Blowing Star Gay Bag Blowing Star Gay Bag Blowing Star Gay Bag Blowing Star (43 votes)

Double Delight Added: 7/1/2003 Noun  
To masterbate and take a dump at the same time, (timing of the "ejaculation of b...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 3,538 views 3.45 = Double Delight Star Double Delight Star Double Delight Star (33 votes)

Turd Vampire Added: 7/30/2003 Noun  
A person who Hangs upside-down in a sewer hole, trying to capture passing traffi...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 2,867 views 3.00 = Turd Vampire Star Turd Vampire Star Turd Vampire Star (6 votes)

Gold Watch Added: 8/23/2003 Noun  
A flattend out shit stain on the back of someones pants
Submitted by: Captain Wank 3,739 views 2.50 = Gold Watch Star Gold Watch Star Gold Watch Star (4 votes)

Turd Purve Added: 9/13/2003 Noun  
A person who is obsessed with Turds, keeps them in shoe boxes under his bed and ...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 2,952 views 2.77 = Turd Purve Star Turd Purve Star Turd Purve Star (22 votes)

Meat Cigar Dresser Added: 9/20/2003 Noun  
Person who is sooooo obsessed with turds that they keep them in shoe boxes under...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 3,297 views 2.71 = Meat Cigar Dresser Star Meat Cigar Dresser Star Meat Cigar Dresser Star (7 votes)

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Clashing Heads Added: 5/31/2005 Verb  
Male gay act whereby 2 guys touch bellends and one rolls foreskin over the other...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 32,883 views 3.29 = Clashing Heads Star Clashing Heads Star Clashing Heads Star (17 votes)

Greg Lumps Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
Person who masterbates before a drug screning process and fills recepticle with ...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 32,908 views 3.25 = Greg Lumps Star Greg Lumps Star Greg Lumps Star (12 votes)

Ballast Cleaner Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
The art of taking fisting one stage further and grabbing/removing feces
Submitted by: Captain Wank 2,189 views 2.50 = Ballast Cleaner Star Ballast Cleaner Star Ballast Cleaner Star (4 votes)

Blinkered Brown Riding Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
Person who partakes in one-way giving gay sexual acts but doesn't admit to being...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 2,251 views 3.00 = Blinkered Brown Riding Star Blinkered Brown Riding Star Blinkered Brown Riding Star (2 votes)

Wounded Cowboy Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
Person that masterbates and ejaculates on own stomach, uses one arm to scoup it ...
Submitted by: Captain Wank 1,881 views 3.00 = Wounded Cowboy Star Wounded Cowboy Star Wounded Cowboy Star (1 vote)

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